Monkeys swinging, landing in tomato soup,
Making mischief, jumping higher all the time.
Fishes swimming, playing games like loop-the-loop,
Being eaten, sandwich garnishing is such a crime!
Tiger prowling, leaping thru those flaming hoops,
Cracking whips, but not afraid of master’s shout.
Scary kitty (it’s a lion) sneaking one who snoops,
Noses black but also wet, pretty big, a lout!
Camels lumber, chewing slowly on their cud,
Evolution dies a slow and painful death.
Is a hump-backed guy like him, a flashy stud,
Really from a soup done wrong? Go smell his breath!
Matters little, crunching, chewing, swallowed whole,
Tasting great, so yummy, put them in my bowl!
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